May 23rd
17:17
17:17
Today my eyes hurt, so I’ve been wearing sunglasses while I work. This raises my douchebag factor by 1000%!
May 14th
21:31
21:31
more of the same
May 4th
05:02
05:02
right after taking this photo i died
April 25th
20:57
20:57
MIDTERMS
April 18th
22:50
22:50
Only certain types of musicians are allowed to look like amazing badarses while posing with their tools.
MEANWHILE AS AN ARTIST, I’M JUST A GIANT SQUARE HOLDING A T-SQUARE.
April 17th
20:59
20:59
I felt good today, I felt right.
April 16th
20:54
20:54
This is completely made up of volumizing mousse, two clip pins, and me sobbing at how stupid it is that I don’t have any hairspray or bobby pins.
Pure class.
April 15th
20:06
20:06
MILITARY SECRETSSsSSSSSSSssssss…
March 30th
17:49
17:49
Sometimes I forget that I’ve got a face full of scars, and then someone tries to tell me that I’ve got food around my mouth when I haven’t eaten, or a photo catches the raised tissue just right and I remember.
Silly self-conscious Rube, that’s why you have asymmetrical hair! To match your asymmetrical bashed-in face!
March 20th
06:05
06:05
a drunk, as seen in her natural environment
March 11th
20:07
20:07
and then for my final I painted Barney coloured greasers and drooled while I played with my keys
March 1st
14:52
14:52
Hangover: A pretentious scent by some haughty bag who doesn’t know how to stop at five gin & tonics.
